1) Short women are petite; short men are just short.
3) If you marry someone twenty years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot.
4) You don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood
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You’re RIGHT ON, Reb!!!
And here’s a few more too. What’s most funny about these is how TRUE they actually are!!:
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A woman’s boyfriend's clothes make her look elfin and gorgeous, however men look like complete idiots in women’s clothes.
When women do “guy things”, we’re cute tomboys, however when men do “girl things”, they get teased and embarrassed to death as sissies or gay.
A woman can hug her friends and they won’t think she’s gay. In fact, she won’t think she’s gay either.
Unlike men, women have virtual immunity from being accused of sexual harassment.
Unlike men, women can still LEGALLY discriminate on the basis of gender.
It’s GREAT to be a “daddy’s girl”!! But it’s VERY HUMILIATING to be a “mama’s boy”!
For women it’s:
Free drinks.
Free dinners.
Free movies.
Free chauffeuring.
Free jewelry.
Free ... (You get the point.)
In fact, women can always AFFORD to date more than one person at a time!
Ladies’ Nights!!! (Women don’t even need a date to get their drinks FREE!!)
When women are sexually aroused, THEIR bodies don’t make it obvious!
Dresses and skirts keep women much cooler in hot weather than the suits and ties many men must wear.
Women will never be REQUIRED to cut their hair short or take their earrings off.
Women can always be just as emotional as they like, and no one will call them gay.
FEMALE INTUITION!!! (Makes women often look like geniuses in the eyes of men!)
Women get doors opened for them, heavy things carried for them, tires changed for them, and chairs pulled out for them.
Women can choose whether to be completely independent or to use their “feminine guiles” to get the “physically stronger sex” to do their dirty work for them!!
Women can smile, flash their eyes, or even cry if necessary, to get out of traffic tickets!!
Women get to pose in front of mirrors for long periods of time and thoroughly enjoy having a much more esthetically pleasing body than men do!
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are a man’s best friend. It’s OBVIOUS which sex is smarter, isn’t it?
When men make a mistake, they’re idiots.
When women make a mistake, they’re only human.
When men take a stand, they’re being bull-headed.
When women take a stand, they’re being firm.
When a man forces his wife to go without sex, he’s insensitive and cruel.
When a woman forces her husband to go without sex, she’s training him to appreciate her more.
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These ARE great reasons to be a woman!! I even have a few more to add too:
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TV sit-com and movie producers still RESPECT FEMALES!!
The vibration of a motorcycle seat feels “WOW!!” to us women!!
MULTIPLE orgasms!!! MMMMMM!!!
Women will never discover they’ve been duped by a “Wonder Bra”; And no matter how little we women put into a “Wonder Bra”, the guy becomes our slave!
Guys have to take the big risk of being rejected and publicly humiliated when asking a girl for a date, but we girls merely have to display our female charm and then privately wait for “Mr. Right” to come to us!
Females are treated in a far more humane way than males by everybody!
We females NEVER have to be concerned about somebody checking out OUR genitals while we’re peeing!
Unlike men, when we women, the morally superior sex, walk down the street, catch a bus, or look at billboards, we are never confronted with posters and stickers that say "Real women don’t abuse children" or "Real women don’t hit men" or “Real women support their kids”.
We women will never be humiliated by condescending public signs such as these:
These signs kind of remind me of the good advice I often give my boyfriend: “Do it RIGHT, dear! Do it like a GIRL!!” LOL
Also, when it comes to having sex. Women will never have to feel embarrassed and inadequate by "going soft" in the middle of having sex!! And we women will never have to hear our mate patronize us by saying "It's OK, honey. That just happens sometimes
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A QUICK NOTE FROM Men's Rights Social Awareness:
many quotes were written in the 1st tense, because the sayings were all devised by women.
FOR EXAMPLE: she wrote,
4) "You don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood"
(Note: she used the term 'you', meaning 'women don't need an excuse) But, she was speaking to another woman. This certainly adds VALIDITY to this entire blog.
